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Queer smut writers retreat, South Coast NSW
Mar
13
to 16 Mar

Queer smut writers retreat, South Coast NSW

13th - 16th March 2025

"The Mound" on Dharawal Country, South Coast NSW

(exact location will be send to ticket holders closer to the event as the venue is privately owned. This is a privately owned queer venue)

TIX HERE: https://www.eventbrite.com.au/e/queer-smut-retreat-tickets-1206174483349?aff=oddtdtcreator

Push your writing into new spaces with two full days of smut writing workshops. Learn how to write into your beautiful queer body and be in your power doing it.

Workshops facilitated by Orlando Silver and the Incision Press team.

Two ticket options:

Camp on Site: $350

  • Arrive between midday and 4pm on Thursday 13th March

  • Leave before midday on Sunday 16th March

  • Bring your own camping set up - get luxurious, bring your soft blankets and camping mattress (if you want to hire something, let us know, we can sort you out)

  • All meals included - breakfast, lunch and dinner. The Retreat Space is vegetarian (dietary needs catered for)

  • Writing Workshops (Friday 10am - 4pm; Saturday 10am - 4pm)

  • Free ticket to Saturday Night Community Party

Workshops Only: $200

  • Workshops (Friday 10am - 4pm; Saturday 10am - 4pm)

  • Includes lunch & afternoon tea both days

  • Free ticket to Saturday Night Community Party

Please note both ticket options are available half price for First Nations folks

Community Spaces:

Taffy's Drag Room: a big community wardrobe featuring outfits, accessories and other fun things. Try on a new outfit everyday - experiment with a new gender expression - get playful!

Zine Making Station: Crafty stuff for crafty queers. Spend some time turning your work into a physical product, if you like. Good for down regulation and peaceful times.

Solar Showers: Hot outdoor showers. (You only live once.)

Swimming Pool & Pool Table: I mean, of course there is. Bring your swimmers and float around with an inflatable flamingo, why don't you.

Quiet Writing Spaces: these little nooks are all over the property (or you can hang out in the workshop space if you want to talk about your craft with other people).

Saturday Night Community Party

On Saturday, the Retreat Venue will open up to members of the community. You will have the opportunity to read your work (not mandatory!) and show off a little. Depending on how we are feeling, we might descend into karoke or possibly a good DJ. The bar and kitchen will be open!

About the Team:

Orlando Silver is the Director of Incison Press: a new queer/ trans press

Check out the anthologies "I Write the Body", and "Take It Outside" (co-edited by Cash Torn) : GET YOUR BOOKS HERE, BABY

You can find Orlando's hot trans smut writing here: SUBSTACK

The Incision Press team will also be co-teaching, running optional somatic practice workshops, and basically just being crew

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Speak Dirty - Newcastle
Feb
1

Speak Dirty - Newcastle

Let’s get intimate 

Tix here: https://events.humanitix.com/speak-dirty-open-mic-night?hxchl=hex-pfl

Cradled in the loving arms of The Press Coffee and Book House, join Swoon Bookstore for Speak Dirty - an open mic night for the writers and poets amongst us that explore intimate, erotic and filthy themes. No Happy Ever Afters are ever guaranteed, but this evening is sure to provoke. 

Kicking off an hour after our writing masterclass, Write Dirty, which is guided by Orlando Silver - participants of that class secure a guaranteed spot in the evenings limited readings should they so desire, otherwise places are allocated first-in on the night so we would encourage early entry. In addition to having a captivated audience hanging off your every word, we have some seriously delicious prizes for our talented writers - with an option to opt out if you would prefer not to participate. 

There are three ways to win - 

  • Woo Orlando Silver and be chosen as his pick 

  • Entice Swoon Bookstore for them to bestow their favor OR

  • Be the crowd favorite and take your prize!

Not a writer or not interested in reading? No worries, come and join in on the audience and soak up the untapped talent that will be speaking dirty to you. Each attendee (audience and/or writer) will receive their voting slips, which, when completed and handed in, equals ONE entry into the raffle to win Orlando Silver’s latest project, the “Take it outside” anthology. At the end of the evening (or before, if they’re certain), they can submit their vote for the crowd favorite prize. Additional voting slips - and therefore raffle entries - can be bought for an extra $2 each or 6 for $10. 

Need to knows:

  • 20 spots available for open mic night 

  • Time is capped at 5 minutes for participants


Date: 01 February 2025

Doors: 6PM 

Readings: 6:30 PM - 9 PM

Announcements: 9:15 PM

Fin: 9:30PM.

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Write Dirty - Newcastle
Feb
1

Write Dirty - Newcastle

A masterclass in filth, guided by Orlando Silver

Tix Here: https://events.humanitix.com/write-dirty-a-masterclass-of-filth-by-orlando-silver

Swoon Bookstore is thrilled to be conspiring with Orlando Silver (he/they), to bring you a writers masterclass in exploring intimacy, filth and provocative narratives. 

With spots limited to 10, this class will be a small and personal forum, designed to help you refine your craft, push your creative limitations and your writing boundaries with plenty of direct feedback from your peers and Orlando themself - as well as a rare opportunity to connect deeply with fellow writers in the warm and loving embrace of The Press Coffee and Book House (which we will have completely to ourselves for the masterclass), a Newcastle institution. 

Orlando Silver (@orlando_silver_ on instagram), is a trans, queer writer living, working and playing on Darug and Gundungurra lands. He is many things - a playwright, fiction writer, and a poet - but most of all he is an evocative story-and truth-teller. A threading commonality across his works is the focus of the intersection of desire, transgender identities and embodiment - and that they can often be heart wrenching and hot in equal portions. Some of his work includes “Soft Daddy” (2024), “Escape Velocity” (2003), “I write the Body” (Kith Books) - but his new anthology “Take it Outside” is due for publication through his new imprint, Incision Press (very loud, very small, very queer and trans press). 

Swoon Bookstore is a queer-owned and run bookstore that operates with intent; our intent is to provide community and to hold space in a way that exceeds a mainstream bookstore. We delight in working with smaller, indie authors and providing unexpected experiences along the way. We are audacious dreamers with a belief in uplifting and supporting others. 

What to expect:

  • A warm, private venue at the disposal of the class 

  • Adaptable and flexible writing exercises based on the tone of the participants (you!)

  • Adaptable and flexible schedule based on the feelings of the participants (you!)

  • Community-bonding - the intimate setting is ideal to forge bonds with other writers

  • A safe space to share your words and work on the day with your peers and Orlando BUT

  • there is zero pressure to share. 

  • Real-Time feedback - receive constructive, encouraging one-on-one critique on your work in a supportive, open environment. Whether you're a novelist, short story writer, or poet, you will walk away with so much that you can feed back into your works!

Ticket inclusions:

  • Private venue at the disposal of the class only 

  • Personalized and intimate guidance from Orlando Silver 

  • Snacks!

  • Skip the queue! First priority for the Speak Dirty open mic night (limited to 20 on the night)

  • Take home personalized writing journal and pen

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